I'm not drunk enough for this.
It’s after my bedtime.
My pool strategy is simple. Hit hard and hope for the best!
Playing pool makes me happy. People? Not so much.
Playing pool makes me happy. You? Not so much.
If I look like I know what I’m doing, I’ve got you fooled.
Sleep with a pool player. We know how to treat a nice rack!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Pool costs less Than dinner for two.
My beer is calling. I must go.
I’m only here for the beer - It's Beer O'Clock
I’m not lazy. I’m just conserving energy for my pool game.
I’m not always playing pool. but when I do, I win.
I’m not always playing pool. Sometimes I stop to watch videos of playing pool.
I’ll quit playing pool when they pry the cue from my cold, dead fingers
Playing pool is my therapy.
Pool girls know how to stroke it!
Pool Hall Junkie
I'd Hit That
I Need a Break
I Love to Run the Pool Table
I don’t always play pool, but when I do, I make sure to miss the easiest shots.
I didn’t choose the pool life. It found me.
Pool Eight-ball Equals Life
This Girl Likes to Play with Balls
